Believe it or not, the following gems have been uttered and gone on record by top-notch celebrities:
"All these beautiful women in the world and guys wanna mess with other guys SMH. I'm not bashing anybody, don't have anything against anyone, I just don't understand it."
"There's much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you're going to have to work yourself, just like I did."
"I use organic products, but I get lasers. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy."
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?"
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.”
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry,” once said. “I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.”
"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."