Granny Takes On "Fifty Shades Of Grey," With Quite Colorful Results

Before erotic romance could get old, the Internet came up with 50 Shades of Gran!

50 Shades of Gran

50 Shades of Grey has been the brunt of far too many jokes. But this satirical Twitter account titled “50 Shades of Gran” nails it (pun very much intended).

Ah, the brilliance that is the Internet came up with this just before the Valentine’s Day premiere of the infamous book’s Hollywood rendition, starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

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50 Shades of Gran is everything the Twilight-inspired trilogy needs. Given how cold and lifeless Christian Grey, the male lead, is, a touch of granny’s love sounds just right.

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Gran, it seems, struggles with what you would normally expect to find difficult for any 86-year-old in the alluring world of 50 shades of Grey.

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This brilliant form of satire plays on the fact that the series is said to be of the “erotic romance” genre. 

Is it possible that Gran is none other than Anastasia Steele in later years? Thank goodness, it seems she’s rid herself of that annoying goddess that plagued her mind.

But being a senior citizen, she’s got other problems on her mind.





We look forward to the Internet’s rendition of Gran’s true love, 50 Shades of Grumps. We know, given the undeniable charm of Grey, he’s not going to disappoint.

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