There's A Fifty Shades Text Generator

by
Hana LaRock
If you have read 50 Shades of Grey, you were probably intrigued a lot more by the content than the writing itself.

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If you couldn't get enough, here's more.

EL James has become a very rich author from writing the books, and with the movie now out in theaters, sales are only going to go up from there.

For those of you who can't get enough of Christian Grey, or just want a good laugh, there is now a '50 Shades of Grey' text generator that will generate sarcastic, seductive texts at the click of a mouse.

Supposedly, the text generator was created after someone wanted to prove to his friend that the writing was so basic, a computer could do it.

One example of these ridiculous texts talks about how:

"His tongue invades my mouth, tasting, insistent, exploring." And: 

"My inner goddess does the samba."

It has lead others to join in, creating their own versions of the texts which are absolutely hilarious. One guy wrote his own, which was so creative..:

"His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."

Hey, that sounds familiar...

You could literally spend the entire day just reading these, making them sound as sexual as you want.

If you want to see more and more of these texts, just keep refreshing the page.

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