Hysterical Comics That Capture How Unreliable Dumbledore Actually Was

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Indrani Sengupta
Every Potter fan knows two things: 1) Dumbledore is the dumble-dopest; 2) Dumbledore is also useless. Here's 10 HP moments that show why.

1. There was that time he left an orphan on a doorstep. Seriously, even UPS delivery guys will hide your package in the bushes for you.

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2. And those packages aren't destined for, you know, a future showdown with the Big Bad.

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3. Seriously, Dumbledore. That's worse than texting "your sister died. lol" (where "lol" is supposed to mean "lots of love")

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4. Then there's his lax attitude toward student safety

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5. Like, seriously. 

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6. Whatever system he uses for hiring teachers leaves a lot to be desired

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Unless he wanted Voldequirrel close enough for an 11-year-old Harry to smite him.

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7. We all love Hagrid, but the dude has only a tentative grasp on the notion of a "learning curve"

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Although Hagrid isn't even the one who wrote ("wrote"?) the Monster Book of Monsters. We guess we should congratulate Dumbledore on not hiring that guy, too.

8. "Harry Potter and the Blatant Favoritism"

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9. Not that Dumbledore's keen interest in HP ever helped him much.

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10. Maybe it's just the Wizarding World in general that's kinda crazy?

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Forget it, Jake. It's Hogwarts.

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