If Girls Used Corny Pickup Lines, This Is What They Would Be

Why should the cheese be reserved to just creepy men?

When it comes to pick up lines, there is a very, very fine line between creepy and endearing. In fact, scratch that. This hackneyed method to pick up women should be banned. But before that, here's a Ladies Special edition if women were to use pick up lines too.

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

If I could rearrange the Alphabet, I would put "I" and "U" together.

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

You wanna know what my shirt is made up of? Girlfriend Material

My name is Microsoft. Would you mind if I crash at yours tonight?

Feel my legs, they're so soft!

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

You must be a parking ticket cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

Are your feet tired? 'Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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