Jon Stewart is almost a week away from his last-ever episode of The Daily Show and naturally his fans have a ton of questions they need answered stat. For example: What is it that he constantly scribbles on those blue papers on his desk? Is it his name? Doodles of his guests or a secret prayer?
But it’s not that easy to get answers out of a person who has been doing all the “asking” for nearly two decades now, is it?
To make Stewart reveal the show’s deepest and darkest secrets, correspondents Hasan Minhaj and Jordan Klepper tortured their boss in the most unforgiving way possible.
From eating pizza with a knife and fork and showing off clips of his “terrible” acting to threatening him with an Arby’s enema, the two staffers interrogated the life out of Stewart.
Watch the hilarious segment in the video above.