TMZ reports that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have been spotted together on multiple occasions in the past week. The consensus most have made is that the two have kindled a relationship, but that may not be the full story.
In nearly all the pictures of the two, numerous body guards can be seen looking for paparazzi cameras to destroy. Both Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus seem to value their safety, which is why each brings two tons of muscle with them wherever they go.
Who is to say that instead of Miley and Justin finding romance, it isn’t instead huge-muscle-man one and huge-muscle-man two that are in love? Maybe Justin and Miley are simply playing nice so that their body guards can spend more time together?
Also, Justin Bieber has a leopard-spotted Audi. I suppose that’s just the world we live in now.