Kanye West To Disabled Fans: Stand Up!

by
Lauren Burgoon
Yeezy hits a new low in a lifelong quest for worshipping minions.

He might be Yeezus, but even Kanye West can't miraculously cure disabled fans. He can only try to force them to stand up and dance.

Considering the God complex West has going on, we're sure that is a profound blow to his immeasurable ego.

West's latest antics saw him stopping his show in Sydney, Australia, to announce he couldn't possibly continue until every person stood.

"Imma see you if you ain't standing up, believe me, I'm very good at that," West said, according to the Daily Mail.

Rising up in the presence of King 'Ye was required "unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and sh--." Well, it turns out several fans did have special parking and sh--. 

Instead of just continuing with his concert like a sane person, West dispatched lackeys to check out the story of two seated fans. Finding out one has a prosthetic leg and the other is wheelchair-bound, the Good King Kanye declared it "fine" for them to sit. 

Let's all bow down.

Just for fun, here's a look back at some of West's other is-he-for-real?!? moments. This is just a greatest hits -- it would probably take days to compile the full list.

'Robbed' Of Adoration

'Ye stormed out of the 2004 American Music Awards crying, "I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullsh-- a-- comment. I was the best new artist this year." He lost to Gretchen Wilson.

The Interruption That Launched A Thousand Memes

West famously yanked the mic away from Taylor Swift at the 2009 Video Music Awards to chide all of Planet Earth for not giving Best Female Video to Beyonce. He charitably told Swift, "Imma let you finish" before his childish tirade.

Rihanna's Magic Sexual Prowess

An excerpt from an actual interview between West and Rihanna:

West: How does it feel to know you could have any man in the world? Or woman. How does it feel to know that you can turn straight women gay?

Rihanna: Is that a real question?

Going Nuclear on Jimmy Kimmel

Not on "Jimmy Kimmel Live." On actual Jimmy Kimmel. It all started when West declared himself (because of course he did) the "No. 1 rock star on the planet." Kimmel had a field day with a spoof video.

West lost it. In a barrage of tweets, he attacked everything about Kimmel and composed this elegant (edited by us) tweet: "JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P---Y IN YOUR LIFE..."

Kimmel is the eternal victor in this battle, though: