Model Melissa Stetten Live Tweets Married Actor Brian Presley’s Pick-up Attempt; Hilarity Ensues

Oh the internet, how we love you so!

When model Melissa Stetten found herself seated next to actor Brian Presley on a flight out of the Los Angeles Airport, little did either know what lay ahead. Neither did the rest of the world, but now that’s not the case.



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When married actor and father of a 5 year old, Brian Presley hit on Melissa, he had no idea that his clueless attempts to score a chick would end up with him being humiliated all over the internet – and well, the world. But that’s exactly what happened. Melissa Stetten is not as well known as say, Gisele Bundchen, but she has a following of over 15000+ people on her twitter account.

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She cataloged Brian’s hasty and well, pathetic attempts to hit on her, (while wearing his ring no less!) and ended up live tweeting the entire event for her followers.

Name dropping all across the one-sided conversation, Brian, who claims he’s over his alcohol addiction, drank throughout the flight. Also, over the course of her flight, Melissa not only discovered who Brian Presley was, but also discovered that he’s married with a child, a devout Christian and well, a hypocrite.

Well without further adieu, we bring you the entire event as it unfolded!

No thanks, Brian, the actor sitting next to me on this flight talking about his role with Kurt Russell and his spiritual beliefs.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian is now talking about how he is an artist and believes everything happens for a reason, like how we're brought together on this flight.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Apparently Brian is a straightforward guy from Oklahoma who booked a McDonalds commercial when he was 19 and then God took over from there.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian hates closed minded people but loves artists in the industry, and just called this one-sided conversation a "collabo" between us.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Oh wow, Brian grew up on a ranch with uber conservative parents but his stance on gay marriage is ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz....

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian just said "like us sitting here right now, talking about where we're from, it's like divine interception." right, interception.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian asked what I do for a living. I said model. He said "oh I love meeting other artists like myself."

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian just finished working on a movie with Matthew McConaughey who inspired his "craft" immensely being a small town boy like himself.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian likes going back home to Oklahoma to inspire the less fortunate to become "artists" like himself.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian just took his Heineken in a plastic cup into the bathroom. Will report back shortly.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian is back, he just ordered the chicken salad sandwich.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian's been looking for the headphone jack for 10 minutes.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian asked if I saw Book of Mormon. I said yes. He said he wanted to get into theater when he was a rodeo boy back in 'Homa (oklahoma).

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Brian said he was engaged to another actress but it didn't work out because they didn't "mesh well" together.

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Holy shit. He's had 3 heinekens and is wasted. Sober? Hardly. RT @PlaidMcPlatypus: did you say he was drinking beer? christianitytoday.com/ct/movies/inte…

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Did I just ruin Brian Presley's life via twitter?

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Who opens the windows on a redeye flight? Brian does. Fucking Brian.twitpic.com/9tdd17

— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) June 6, 2012

Hilarious. If you’re going to cheat, at least make sure you’re not sitting next to or hitting on a tech-savvy person who will live tweet the entire event!