Stephen Colbert Sums Up Orlando Bloom’s Fight With Justin Bieber Perfectly

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Stephen Colbert wants you to know about a new international conflict.

Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom made headlines this week after an altercation took place between the two celebs on Wednesday (July 30) at a restaurant in Ibiza, Spain.

The fight occurred after Bieber reportedly said something derogatory about Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr.

To provide an unbiased version of the incident, host Stephen Colbert shed some light on the twisted international conflict on his show this week.

“Tensions were, of course, running high when late last night, in the no man’s land of Ibiza, Justin Bieber crossed into hostile territory by walking past Bloom’s table. Bloom deployed defensive measures when he refused to shake Bieber’s hand. Traumatized witnesses report that Bieber then launched a short-ranged, ballistic, ‘She was good.’ So, Bloom threw a punch at him.”

“I do not condone this kind of violence,” Colbert  admitted, “because Bloom missed Bieber’s face.”

Watch the complete segment, in the video above.

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