Taylor Swift Is Supremely Annoying. Here’s Why

Taylor Swift was the opening act for Grammy Awards 2013. Really what was that about?

So the Grammy’s 2013 happened. And the usual act of Grammy’s sidelining great musicians and handing over music’s most prestigious awards to mediocre ones never happened. By choosing The Black Keys, Mumford & Sons and others over One Direction and Justin Bieber; this time around, the Grammy’s showed some taste. But that’s where the where the buck stops. Taylor Swift opened the Grammy’s.

Yes, you read it right.

Taylor Swift was the opening act for Grammy 2013. Really what was that about? Making fun of your ex’s British accent on stage? Why would the Grammy’s hand over annoying Taylor Swift another award? So what it if was a collaboration with T-Bone Burnett and The Civil Wars on the song "Safe and Sound" from "The Hunger Games" movie soundtrack – it’s not like any of her songs are different!?

I’m making fun of my ex-boyfriend. So funny, hehehe. NOT.



But well, you know, Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift. And the Grammy’s love (and we mean loooovvvveee) their Taylor Swift. And she made sure that all eyes were on her. No really, she did.

Oh so everyone is happy at the Grammy’s? I’ll be SUPER HAPPY!!!



Here’s why Taylor Swift is supremely annoying.


Oh look at me enjoying Bob Marley…


Lololol – Everyone around her is like, HUH?


Even she is laughing at how her dumb lyrics are winning her awards!

Exhbit A:And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like, We are never getting back together. Like, ever"”


Exhibit B: I can feel my heart, it's beating in my chest.  HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THAT?!


Exhibit C: Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday.  That’s so… deep.


She is the original ‘Overly attached girlfriend’


Really, you should have known…


Here’s how to make your day worse than it is:


No really.


Kanye West knew it way before the rest of us caught up with it


Taylor Swift wrote a song after ‘that’ Kanye West incident:It’s OK, life is a tough crowd. 32 and still growing up now.


And I present to you the reason why everyone loves Olivia Munn


And if Taylor Swift continues to make crappy music, this just might be in her near future…


Okay Bye…


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