Are You A Bro? NPR Breaks Down The Four Attributes Of Bro-Ness
It’s rare that the term “bro”, and “analytic breakdown” are used together, but NPR has done just that via their new report on what exactly makes a bro a bro.
NPR has established four parameters crucial to the bro make-up. They are: Dudeliness, Preppiness, Stoner-ishness, and Jock-ishness. In theory, a bro only needs one or two of these attributes in force to qualify for bro-kind, but a real bro will encompass all of these aspects. NPR notes that one bro stands amongst bros as the broiest bro who ever bro’d: Ryan Lochte
So where do you rank? I rank low in stoning and athletics, but I’m pretty dudey, dude and have a solid dash of prep in me. According to NPR, I rank somewhere between Andy Sambaed and Neil Patrick Harris in my broditude.
That’s pretty bro.