Hilariously Sad, What Job Titles Actually Mean

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What’s with all these fancy shmancy titles that aren’t representative of the job? Whatever happened to honesty? Behold, official job titles and their honest counterparts.

Here is a compilation of official job designations followed by their viciously honest job counterparts. Some of these are hilariously sad or sadly hilarious, we can’t decide.

Official Title: 'CEO'

Real Job: Lead of Narcissistic Personality Disorder 

Lead of Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Official Title: 'HR Manager'

Real Job: Gossip Monger and Perpetrator 

Gossip Monger and Perpetrator

Official Title: 'IT Manager'

Real Job: Master of Switching The Internet Off and On

Master of Switching The Internet Off and On

Official Title: ‘Social Media Strategist’

Real Job: Keeper of Twitter and Facebook Password

Keeper of Twitter and Facebook Password

Official Title: Graphic Designer

Real Job: Lead Predictor Of Ambiguous Instruction

Lead Predictor Of Ambiguous Instruction

Official Title: HR Director

Real Job: In Charge of Personal Bias Execution

In Charge of Personal Bias Execution

Official Title: Business Developer

Real Job: Executive Ass Kisser Of Prospective Clients

Executive Ass Kisser Of Prospective Clients

Official Title: Head Of IT 

Real Job: Leader Of The Blind

Leader Of The Blind

Official Title: Supervisor

Real Job: Babysitter

Babysitter

Official Title: Voice Representative

Real Job: Yes Man

Yes Man

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