What’s with all these fancy shmancy titles that aren’t representative of the job? Whatever happened to honesty? Behold, official job titles and their honest counterparts.
Here is a compilation of official job designations followed by their viciously honest job counterparts. Some of these are hilariously sad or sadly hilarious, we can’t decide.
Official Title: 'CEO'
Real Job: Lead of Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Official Title: 'HR Manager'
Real Job: Gossip Monger and Perpetrator
Official Title: 'IT Manager'
Real Job: Master of Switching The Internet Off and On
Official Title: ‘Social Media Strategist’
Real Job: Keeper of Twitter and Facebook Password
Official Title: Graphic Designer
Real Job: Lead Predictor Of Ambiguous Instruction
Official Title: HR Director
Real Job: In Charge of Personal Bias Execution
Official Title: Business Developer
Real Job: Executive Ass Kisser Of Prospective Clients
Official Title: Head Of IT
Real Job: Leader Of The Blind
Official Title: Supervisor
Real Job: Babysitter
Official Title: Voice Representative
Real Job: Yes Man