"My Parents Open Carry" is a children's book extolling the virtues of open carry laws. The blonde-haired, blue-eyed Strong (that's subtle) family just loves their guns.
"We fear our children are being raised with a biased view of our Constitution and especially in regards to the 2nd Amendment. Before writing this, we looked for pro-gun children's books and couldn't find any," authors Brian Jeffs and Nathan Nephew say on the book's website.
For the low, low price of $9.95, the authors are correcting this awful hole in our literature with a wholesome American family fighting the good fight on guns.
There's even a glossary in the back so your kids can learn the meaning of brandishing, militia and tyrannical. Oh and easy target, which the books points out are women and the elderly.
But wait! There's more. There's a sale going on now: You can also get a free copy of "Raising Boys Feminists Will Hate!" What a deal, gun propaganda and awful parenting, all wrapped into one.
Now we can all "turn an otherwise ordinary day into an open carry adventure!" with our kids. Great.