It’s Valentine’s again and love is in the air… So much love that it’s hard to take a breath without choking on it!
The world is red, pink, cuddly and chocolaty! Hearts are a-flutter wondering what the great day will bring!
But not all of the human species are struck blind by cupid. Thank goodness for that!
Some really have a wicked view on the subject (or is it the real view?)
We have here lined up our selection of top 10 wackiest quotes on love and relationships! But mostly love…as its that devil that does the most damage to the unsuspecting romantic soul!
So here goes!
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
"Like you're trying to fight gravity
on a planet that insists
that love is like falling
and falling is like this"
"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT — mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe."
The Princess Bride
."We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
- Dorothy Parker
Ah now there are a few words of wisdom! Better hold on to them while whirling away in the rainbow of romance this valentine’s day!