It’s White Elephant season once more, which, if you’re anything like me, means you’re probably scrambling for some good gift ideas.
Let me tell you from experience that you do not want to be the one that has to take credit for putting the $10 Starbucks gift card in the pile. It’s convenient and gender-neutral, but it screams that you lack creativity.
Want to get a great gift that is going to make everyone laugh and fight for it? Here are the top five White Elephant gift ideas for 2013!
Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug
Produced by Big Mouth Toys, this coffee mug can be purchased on Amazon.com
Is your office filled with coffee drinkers as far as the eye can see? Do you often hear phrases like “I’m useless before my coffee” flying around in the morning? Then this one is sure to get some laughs (particularly if the coffee isn’t very good).
The Official Bullsh*t Button (BS Button)
Produced by Gemmy, The Official BS Button can be purchased on Amazon.com
Yes—it DOES exist. All of those times when you felt you needed some outright but hilarious way to call someone out on their BS, all you needed was this. Whether you’re in an office or at home talking to your kids about their day at school, the BS Button can make your day easier (or at the very least, funnier). style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">
Food Scented Air Fresheners
Produced by Accoutrements, these air fresheners can be purchased on Amazon.com
Getting tired of that pine scent? Ever wished that the world smelled more like bacon? Well odds are someone has, and they will want to get their hands on this one. Get a few so that the person can smell their favorite foods everywhere they go (CAUTION: may cause unexplained salivation).
Butt Face Soap
Produced by Westminster, this soap can be purchases on Amazon.com
Is it juvenile? Absolutely. But you’re already playing a game in which you’re taking each other’s toys, so you might as well go the distance. Lucky for whoever gets this, it’s even color coded so that there is no confusion which side of the bar you should use.
Flingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey
This Flingshot Flying Monkey can be purchased on Amazon.com
With a flying monkey constantly flying around screaming, will you regret this one later? Probably. But for the first week or so, it’s guaranteed to entertain.