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Who Wants to Smell Like "freshly baked, hand-tossed pizza dough"?


So, you are a pizza fan. But do you seriously wasn’t to SMELL like pizza? Oh no, not pizza, but “freshly baked, hand-tossed pizza dough"?

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So, you are a pizza fan. But do you seriously wasn’t to SMELL like pizza? Oh no, not pizza, but “freshly baked, hand-tossed pizza dough"?

Eau de Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut? We don’t think people even eat pizza from there now! Well, we didn’t mean to base anything on our bias or lack of information so we checked, and checked and checked and even though, thrice should have been enough, we said what the heck, let’s give it one more chance so we checked some more… Nope. No Pizza Hut on the horizon.

So, let’s give them their due, they’re trying to work things put pump things up for their brand. Is that the best they could come up with? It’s like you ask someone to fix a sinking ship and they drill holes in the bottom!

 So it all began as a fun Facebook post where Pizza Hut asking fans how much they loved the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened. We guess they got carried away.

What we fail to understand is even if they wanted to launch a perfume (one used by humans, especially), why freshly baked, hand-tossed pizza dough"?

Pizza has a lot of other ingredients that would feel much better, fresher and yes, not yeasty!

Eau de cinnamon?

Eau de oregano?

Eau de mint?

They’re not the first ones though Burger King has tried something similar but at least they pegged it as “barbecue-scented cologne — Flame is being promoted as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

No thanks, we’ll pass!


Carbonated.TV
2012-12-06 06:01:14.0

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