Here’s a spoof ad produced by Funny or Die starring John Goodman as a maybe-gay, Colonel who glorifies the qualities of picking KFC over Chick-fil-A.
Goodman dressed up as KFC's founder Colonel Sanders, emphasis his love for "the gays" and proposes anyone who wants to support pro-gay causes to come visit Kentucky Fried Chicken. While Goodman's Sanders is a big fan of homosexuals, he mentions, "I prefer the white meat to the dark."
Despite the blaze over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says, “I don’t actually give a s***,” Goodman says, “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Take a look at this hilarious advertisement over here: