Man Assaults Pregnant Wife With McChicken Sandwich

Suzanne Robertson
The fast-food weapon left the pregnant woman with a swollen nose.

This is McCrazy!

An Iowa man has been arrested for assaulting his preggo wife with a McDonald's McChicken sandwich.  Good thing he wasn't armed with Subway's "Five Dollar Footlong"! 

Apparently, the man's wife woke him up at 1 pm with the sammy.  Getting your snooze on past noon? Wouldn't you be happy for a hot lunch delivered in bed? Apparently not and things quickly turned McUgly 

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to throwing the sandwich at his wife “because he doesn’t like them.”  His wife ran to the bathroom where Hill continued the assault leaving her with mayo smeared on her face and a swollen nose.  She claimed that Hill forcefully smashed the bun into her face. 

Hill was taken to jail for domestic assault and remains in custody. His weapons permit has been confiscated. Ban that guy from fast food restaurants too!