In today's episode of Carbonated.tv News Bites, Sarah Palin misplaces her foreign policy. Cholera outbreak in Haiti worsens. Former House Leader Tom DeLay is found guilty of money laundering by a jury. 3 million workers go on strike in Portugal against austerity measures. Heidi Montag blames her addiction to plastic surgery on dead doctor. LeBron laments on the Heat's poor start to the season.