One week after an election that ended in disappointment for many conservatives, citizens from dozens of states, including Missouri are petitioning the White House to secede from the Union.
This has prompted a barrage of comical petitions which also includes one calling for the nation to receive a pizza party if Missouri secedes.
The Justice for Missouri Secession launched a petition that asked Obama administration to ‘grant the remaining United States of America a Pizza Party furnished by Pizza Hut and Papa John’s(unless he keeps laying off his workers) should the State of Missouri succeed with one or both of their petitions to the White House to Secede from the Union.’
The petitions have been submitted on the Obama administration’s ‘We the People’web page. It is important to mention here that the petitioners seem to care less about which pizza chain provides the pies for a Missouri going-away party. ‘As remaining loyal citizens of America, and to shove it in Missourians faces once they aren’t a part of the US any longer,’ the petition stated.
‘A Nationwide Pizza Party would reconcile differences, mend old wounds and bring together the nation.’ The petition further said.