With all the opposition that poor Hosni Mubarak is going through, we thought we might bring to light some of the reasons as to why this great President should preserve his throne!
Following are some reasons to pardon him from being ousted from Egypt:
1. Hosni has lived up to the great Egyptian tradition of Pharaohs…He is after all as old as one!
2. Hosni’s hospitality is an example to be followed…Where else would guests like Tony Blair spend their vacations?
3. Hosni’s invincibility is astounding; 6 attempts on his life?! Hosni 6 – Dissenters 0
4. We all know Hosni as a President, what we didn’t know was that he is also a hit with his English In-Laws!
5. Hosni knows when to leave a party…The President knows when his game is up, after all that is the reason why he groomed his son to succeed to his throne!
6. Another reason why Hosni should remain as the President; He still needs time to get to the list of the richest people in the world.
7. Biden’s Buddy: Biden states that Hosni has been a U.S. ally in quite a number of things…”You can’t call him a Dictator”
8. Obama needs Mubarak. President Obama needs time to figure out his new Middle East policy!