Glenn Beck, the man who was too wacko for Fox News, has an important message for all of us: Now that Barack Obama has won reelection, it is important that we all buy guns and farmland. Stay away from people who "just want FEMA to take care of" them (presumably Beck would have shot Hurricane Sandy). Get your kids out of public schools before they become socialists. And most importantly, respond to all questions--ALL QUESTIONS--by doing the hokey pokey.
Actually, he DIDN'T say one of those things! Can you guess which one? I'll give you a hint, it's not the least crazy thing I listed.