This episode of ‘The Daily Show With Jon Stewart’ was taped before the Iowa Caucus yesterday and even then in the episode you will see Jon Stewart mocking the sudden rise of Rik Santorum (who had a close second-finish with Mitt Romney).
“Get the f--- outta here,” he joked. “Santorum? Really? Republicans are gonna try every chocolate in the box?”
Stewart then pulled out a box of chocolates to show that even though Republicans will taste an assortment of candies, they’re going to end up with “plain chocolate” Mitt Romney! He also went on to mock Michele Bachmann, saying that the candy representing Bachmann had “too many nuts!”
He even had a representation for Santorum. Stewart bit into Santorum’s chocolate, releasing a gushy cherry liquid (this was a reference to an unfortunate definition of Santorum’s name that tops his Google results thanks to sex columnist Dan Savage).
“You have no idea how hard it is to clean up when you got Santorum on ya,” Stewart said. “For the love of God, please do not Google that.”
Watch Stewart as he Tastes Chocolates while mocking Santorum: