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This Town Hall Voter Deserves An Award For His Speech On Trump’s Taxes

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An angry town hall voter asked Leonard Lance if he would sponsor a legislation compelling President Donald Trump for his tax returns. His answer was negative.

Officer ‘Not Racist’ For Putting Toy Monkey On Black Colleague’s Desk

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A police officer placed a toy monkey on a black colleague’s desk and asked her to embrace it. However, the disciplinary panel did not find his actions racist.

Congressman: North Koreans Could Use Pot To Smuggle Nukes Into The US

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The congressman addressed his fear that D.P.R.K. might just smuggle nukes in the country through a “bale of marijuana” at a classified briefing on North Korea at the White House.

You Probably Didn’t Hear About This White Guy Who Made A Homemade Bomb

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“The metal fragments would have the potential to cause injury to persons and damage to property in close proximity to the device.”

Sanctuary Euthanizes All Animals After Being Denied Relocation Request

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An animal sanctuary in Colorado put all its animals to sleep after it was denied relocation by county commissioners.

Xenophobe German Soldier Plots Terror Attack Posing As A Refugee

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What’s strange is that authorities awarded him asylum in Bavaria despite his total inability to speak Arabic and his German background.

Jason Chaffetz Gets Foot Surgery Before He Loses Obamacare Benefits

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So, essentially, the guy who wants to take away other people’s health care by repealing Obamacare just rushed to the hospital to get his foot treated.

Connecticut Police Drones Will Be Able To Kill People If Bill Passes

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“It will make [citizens] feel like the enemy,” David McGuire, executive director of the ACLU. “The basic idea of a gun or Taser on a drone is, simply put, a chilling sight.”

Marine Hits Man At Iraqi Restaurant With A Chair, Hurls Racial Slurs

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A U.S. Marine in Oregon faces charges after he allegedly attacked a server in an Iraqi restaurant, flinging a chair at him.

Man Pepper Sprays Young Autistic Customer For Eating Free Cookies

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The 20-year-old autistic customer was not stealing a cookie. He had gone to take one from the bakery area that had a sign saying “Free Cookies.”

Try Not To Cry While Watching This Child See Colors For The First Time

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This 10-year-old had a monochromatic color deficiency and had only ever seen gray, black and white — until this year, when he got an early birthday gift.

Black HS Students Threatened In Vile Racist Snapchat Post

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"One of these days I'm going to have enough and come into the school with a gun and shoot all of you," the graphic Snapchat post read.