Brazil's Awful World Cup Defeat Finally Makes Sense

Lauren Burgoon
Finally, the most logical explanation for Brazil's humiliating loss.

So THAT explains it. Germany didn't really steamroll over Brazil in the World Cup semifinals. Brazil never actually showed up.

Poor Brazil. The Internet just can't stop pouring salt into the wound that was the 7-1 humiliating loss on home turf. 

There was plenty of speculation Brazilian players didn't show up ready to play and win. This might be the first to suggest they didn't show up at all. 

Something tells us the Argentineans will at least remember to come to the match. 

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