Summer Jobs Don't Get Worse Than These

Zohaib Ahmed
July 16, 2014: Not everyone got the memo when the great Confucius said: "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

Summer 2014 is at its peak, which means it's also the time when high school and college students try to get temporary jobs so that they earn a quick buck before returning to school.

No matter how unskilled one is, everyone wishes to get easy work that pays well. While some find great jobs, others have to make do with these:

Armpit Inspector


Westeros Winter Forecaster


Elephant Rectum Cleaner


Justin Bieber's Diaper Changer


North Korea Target Stabilizer


George "The Animal" Steele's Shower Drain Cleaner


Or This Guy's Masseuse


Joffrey's Babysitter


Rob Ford's Rehab Coach


Sunblock Tester


Sloth's Hairstylist

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