Summer Jobs Don't Get Worse Than These

by
Zohaib Ahmed
July 16, 2014: Not everyone got the memo when the great Confucius said: "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

Summer 2014 is at its peak, which means it's also the time when high school and college students try to get temporary jobs so that they earn a quick buck before returning to school.

No matter how unskilled one is, everyone wishes to get easy work that pays well. While some find great jobs, others have to make do with these:

Armpit Inspector

 

Westeros Winter Forecaster

 

Elephant Rectum Cleaner

 

Justin Bieber's Diaper Changer

 

North Korea Target Stabilizer

 

George "The Animal" Steele's Shower Drain Cleaner

 

Or This Guy's Masseuse

 

Joffrey's Babysitter

 

Rob Ford's Rehab Coach

 

Sunblock Tester

 

Sloth's Hairstylist

Recommended: Ugh! Internet Ruins Our Favorite Childhood Video Game Characters

Carbonated.TV