Cops Called Over Lack of Sprinkles

by
Ashley Tressel
A woman’s anger at not receiving enough sprinkles on her ice cream cone prompted a call to the local police department.

Mason County Sheriff

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream – with sprinkles!

The Mason County Sheriff’s Office was called Saturday because a woman did not get enough sprinkles on her ice cream. That’s right, sprinkles. Jimmies. Nonpareils. This, or lack thereof, was the reason that a woman became inconsolable to the point of police involvement.

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The gas station clerk that found himself being screamed at for not putting enough pieces of colored sugar on the woman’s ice cream cone was not injured, but the woman attempted to hit the man that she came in with, which is why the clerk called the police. The clerk was not injured, and waited until after the two left with the store. No charges were pressed, but a sugary crime was indeed committed.

I mean, come on, who doesn’t love sprinkles?

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