Do you wish to make a movie? More specifically, do you want to make a video that portrays love and sexuality and soul-crushing grief in an entirely new light (read: recycled-a-million-times way)? Do you want to create a work of art worthy of Oscars?
Well then, here's the answer to all your artistic yearnings. College Humor's new video explores the elements that most Oscar-winning movies have in common; race, sexuality, suspenseful piano music, and how to blend all these into one amazing, critically-acclaimed film. A film which will ensure you a seat at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel (if a seat filler doesn't arrive before you), and your movie a place amongst the coveted Oscar nominations.
So what are you waiting for? Get to work!