A Redditor is either the luckiest or least lucky man of all time, as he found a series of illicit items inside a PlayStation 2 he bought at a garage sale. The PlayStation 2 seemed innocuous enough, until the man opened up a port on the back of the system. Inside that space he found numerous items including Opiate drugs, a large stack of 100-dollar bills, and a loaded handgun clip. The pictures of the haul are both amazing, and terrifying.
Forget the hidden drugs and money, the poster scored a great deal buying a PlayStation 2 and four games for only $10. That alone would have been an impressive hall, but the thousands of dollars, drugs, and bullets are slightly more interesting. In fact, most of the top comments on the post are people congratulating the man on his savvy purchase without even realizing the real reason he posted the story.
It seems the Playstation 2 was placed on sale by a mother who didn’t know the retail value of the system, or that her child was a bit player in the local drug game. Hopefully, the system buyer wasn’t noticed purchasing the system, and that there won’t be any way for the original owner to reclaim his “property”.
The backport that the items were found in should bring back fond memories for any former teen deviant. In theory, that space is there to accept a wireless device to take the PlayStation 2 online, but because the PlayStation 2 online service is hot garbage, 99% of system owners instead used that spot to hide their weed.
Congrats to the newfound owner of a PlayStation 2, and thousands of dollars’ worth of drug money. Spend that cash on a PS4, young man. Or maybe a home security system.