Here’s the loot:
Money in bread
Cocaine in breast implants
Cocaine in candy
Almost a metric ton of weed in the shape of a donkey!
A wooden door filled with cocaine
Cats filled with opium
Pringles made from compressed cocaine
Clams filled with cocaine and glued shut
And then there are the highly prized exotic creatures:
Frogs in a film canister
Geckos in faux books
Snakes stuffed in clay pots
We shall never blame the customs for taking so long!