News Report: Three Drunk Guys Who Stole Penguin Are Sorry

The nightly news is usually just a thirty minute marathon of darkness and depression, so this news report from 7NEWS is a real breath of fresh air.

Not only is it a happy ending story of a missing penguin being returned back to Sea World, but it’s also one of the funniest, most ridiculous stories to air on the news.

Three drunk friends broke into Sea World, swam with the dolphins, stole a penguin, and recorded the entire adventure. The next day they woke up with a bad headache, and a freaking penguin in the living room. Talk about tripping out.

The video is featured on Gawker and Syracuse.