We all have those moments.
Someone says, or does, something that just rubs you completely the wrong way and in that moment you think, "now this is a person with whom I could never be friends."
It might be the mother who has affixed her two-year-old son to some sort of human leash at Six Flags.
Or maybe it's the guy who has decided to play his music through the speakers on his phone rather than on headphones like a normal person while he rides the subway.
Or maybe you discover that someone near you has never seen "doesn't really like to watch TV."
No matter what the case may be these moments happen all too often, and thankfully we have a modern method of cataloging all of these cringe-worthy shared experiences: Twitter.
The #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends hashtag went viral on Twitter Monday morning and the results are painfully relatable.
#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends You realised what I was actually like.— daddy narwhal (@JonnyMcNarwhal) December 7, 2015
#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends you act different when you get around other people .— semajdiamond?? (@Semajdiamond) December 7, 2015
Others, however, were hilarious.
One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit. #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends— Cameron Dallas (@thenikhilkapur) December 7, 2015
#ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends You are not food— Helena (@fueledbybullets) December 7, 2015
And some have tapped into the most divisive and powerful social divisions that exist in our ever-evolving modern society.
You steal fries off my plate. #ReasonWhyWeAreNotFriends— Haadeashka. (@HaadeaP) December 7, 2015
Finally, and most importantly of all:
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