Sometimes Internet is genius, but it can come out of such a bizarre, weird idea, that you can't really explain it. This is one of those times.
#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat is trending on Twitter, and the results are as hilarious as you'd expect. I might even enjoy some of these more than the originals.
Sam: I love you, Molly. I've always loved you.
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest goat you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.
Leave the gun. Take the goat.
Nick: You fucking goat!
Amy: I'm the goat you married.
If you're a goat, I'm a goat.
I find your lack of goats disturbing.
Hold on to your goats.
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the goatshit story you keep telling yourself.
Ain't afraid of no goats!
Goats on crack.