Subway Wants You Skinny For Halloween

Suzanne Robertson
The new ad campaign throws "Eat Fresh" to the curb.

Subway wants you to put down that burger!

Are they concerned about your cholesterol? Do they think you should lower your sodium intake? 

Nope! It's all about fat - not the fat content in food - YOUR FAT. Or should that be "You're fat!"? 

Halloween is approaching  - Subway knows that sexy women in provocative costumes need to be thin, thin, thin. After all, isn't Halloween about ogling women's bodies? But only the skinny ones! 

A word of advice to the advertising wizards at Subway: Stick to the "Eat Fresh" campaign. Misogyny and sandwiches just don't go together.