"Shirtless Putin" is a gift that keeps on giving.
He began with marveling at the large crowds thronging to the inauguration, before realizing the photos he had shown were of the legions of women who came out to protest Donald Trump.
For the majority of his address, Putin focused on American women and here, his tone was like that of the super-creepy boss most women encounter once in their careers, the one who talks exclusively in innuendos.
In his smooth drawl, Putin pointed out that women in Russia have no reason to be unhappy. He then called in a Russian woman who joyously revealed to the audience that, thanks to Putin's regime, she no longer wakes up in "dog carcass" (#ThankYouPutin).
Putin understands Trump might not be the perfect president but he promised to get him there.
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