Author Trolls Trump In Book On Why He Deserves ‘Trust’ And ‘Respect’

A new book on Amazon appears to be pro-Donald Trump on the surface, but it secretly trolls the president-elect and his followers.

Although much of the country was devastated after Donald Trump’s shocking presidential win, several political leaders, celebrities, and regular civilians urged their fellow Americans to give him a “chance.”

However, there are still many Americans who refuse to accept the doom our country faces — as evidenced by the nationwide protests carried out last week pleading with the Electoral College to use their final votes to dump Trump.

Now, a new book titled “Why Trump Deserves Trust, Respect and Admiration” aims to explain why Americans should stop revolting and accept our president-elect.

The book written by “political analyst” David King, unfortunately, came up short in its attempt to glorify Trump, considering that it's filled with nothing but blank pages.

"This book is full of blank pages. Despite years of research, we could not find anything to say on this subject, so please feel free to use this book for notes,” King said in his author write-up.

The brilliant work of art is actually going for $7.99 on Amazon and is probably the most versatile piece of literature out right now. The “readers,” literally, have all the power to fill its pages with whatever their hearts desire.

Even better than the book itself are the reviews that go along with it. It has received 4.5 out of 5 stars and Amazon users are raving about how amazing and comprehensive it is.

As Jennie B aptly wrote:

“It didn’t change my mind, but I’m glad it was published. These poor Trump supporters desperately need a thoroughly researched tome like this to bolster themselves while we all watch the world burn down.”

It seems at least one person has had a change of heart upon reading King’s book. Reviewer Warren Bolden wrote about how it successfully shifted his position.

“I don’t think there’s been a book as truthful as this one," he wrote. "I was very anti trump but by reading this, I have to take every reason they offered to heart. Thank you Mr. King. Amazing book.”

Those who are dreading Trump's upcoming presidency should refer to this book and educate themselves on the countless (invisible) reasons why America should look past all of Trump’s deplorable antics and embrace him as our new leader.

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