I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017
Horrible human being Donald Trump Jr. did not even spare his own daughter on Halloween.
In his usual Trump-style streak of meanness, Trump Jr. said he would steal half of her candy at some point in the night, all in the name of socialism.
Talk about a scary father — and one who knows nothing about socialism to boot.
President Donald Trump’s eldest son posted the tweet, which featured a photo of 3-year-old Chloe dressed as a cop and holding on to her bucket of candy while sporting a woebegone face.
“I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to (sic) early to teach her about socialism,” her father wrote.
According to this tweet, there are two things the eldest Trump son has failed to grasp. Number one: On Halloween, everyone, including his daughter, gets free candy from virtual strangers. It's not as if Trump Jr.'s daughter personally earned that candy.
Number two: too is spelled with double OOs.
And number three: Would sharing candy with other kids who didn't get out for Halloween because of illness, disability, unsafe streets or because their parents were hard at work and unable to supervise, be the worst thing in the world? No one demonstrates how little Trump Jr. cares for others than Don Jr. himself.
Obviously, the internet had a field day with millionaire, capitalist Trump Jr. pretending to know anything about socialism.
Many of the online user were of the opinion the eldest trump son should be more suited to teach his children about capitalism, “Trumpism” or “Republicanism.”
Or you could give 90% of her candy to the one richest kid in the neighborhood.— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 31, 2017
It's never too early to teach her about Republicanism. https://t.co/gARIEd0qfM
...or, you could tell her you're taking it to help kids with cancer but then leave a wrapper trail so she can learn how Trump charities work— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 31, 2017
"honey, see this free candy you just got? don't share it with anyone. that's how the Trumps operate. we are selfish."— Patricia BATeman🦇 (@Trisha_Bateman) October 31, 2017
Or you could give her secret Russian candy and blame Hillary.— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 31, 2017
Never to early to teach her about Trumpism.https://t.co/gARIEd0qfM
So take half Chloe’s candy and tell her to take you to court to get it back. That’s the “Trump Way”. Family motto “Semper mentiri”.— Ja (@ebpofx) October 31, 2017
Give her the # to child services instead. https://t.co/zfAQRaYLkY— Not Charlotte Mane (@iamlaurenp) October 31, 2017
gonna teach my kid about capitalism by informing her that, since i own the bucket she used, the candy she gathered is mine lol— Elizaboo! Bruenig (@ebruenig) November 1, 2017
Chloe honey if ur reading this, "A section of the ruling class always cuts itself adrift and joins the revolutionary class" —Karl Marx https://t.co/oKSixArv16— Meagan Day (@meaganmday) November 1, 2017
Does Trump Jr. really think socialism is as easy as taking candy from a baby? No, that is so not how it works.
Perhaps he should be teaching his daughter lessons in empathy. However, considering the fact he himself has none, it would probably be a lost cause.
In any case, using your own daughter as a political prop to make a ridiculous, misinformed point is a dirty trick.
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