‘All-Seeing Trump’ Reveals What A Trump Presidency May Look Like

“We’re going to use it to deport 11 million illegal Mexicans. By the way, I love the Mexican people. I love their spirit. I love their spirit."

As Donald Trump struggles to preserve his reputation as more and more scandals surface, a fortune-telling machine mysteriously appeared in New York City to give a glimpse into what a Trump presidency may look like.

"Look into my crystal ball and see America's future," the orange robot said in the Republican nominee's voice, dressed up in a red tie, white shirt and dark jacket. The media mogul’s signature with his burnt umber hairstyle was the cherry on top.

"Not every woman is a dog — only the fat, disgusting ones. And don't worry: in the future, when I am president, I'll do something about it. We are gonna make America SEXY again!" the Trump-in-a-box boasted.

The fortune telling robot even dispenses slips predicting the future if its button is pushed.

 “I see great wealth in the future… For me, not for you,” one of them read.


“And by the way I get rid of all the Muslim Americans too. And some of the Hindus, because I don’t have time to be politically correct. I gotta tell you, we’re bombing the hell out of these terrorists and we’re taking out their families too because you gotta take out the wives and the kids,” the doll said.

"During my presidency, I break off all trade with the Chinese. I have no choice. How can I negotiate with China when I can't even understand a word they're saying? It's like, 'Hello? Speak English," it went on.

People were seen gathering around the business mogul look-alike robot as they clicked pictures, pulled out fortune slips, and curiously listened to what it had to say.

Find out more in the video above.

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