Never dump your girlfriend before prom, and then demand a refund.
That's a lesson one high school student learned the hard way after his former girlfriend returned the money he presumably spent on her prom ticket.
She gave back the cash, alright — only not in the way he likely expected. Check it out:
My ex of 11 months dumped me a week before prom and he asked for his money back to go to another prom #pennyasfuck#boyfriendoftheyear pic.twitter.com/entOpgVezE— mmmmmmaria (@panchal_maria) April 27, 2017
Based on these texts, it looks like the poor girl's ex was asking for $95 over the next day. Which is quite a bit for most high schoolers to scrap together in 24 hours or less.
Not to mention, the reason he needed the money, which she detailed in her post caption, is a bit soul-crushing.
Twitter, for its part, rallied behind Maria — BuzzFeed News reports she's a senior from Colorado — applauding her pettiness (which, really, is probably called for).
@panchal_maria Did you deduct the price of those jars from the $95— Amy? (@Direction5sos29) April 28, 2017
@panchal_maria I'm crying at the amount of time and effort you put into this though— MARLOW (@thisismarlow) April 28, 2017
Petty is as petty does, it seems. According to BuzzFeed, Maria went to several banks to pull this off.
Judging by the amount of positive reaction this post garnered, we think it's safe to assume Maria landed herself a far superior date to prom.
You go, girl, and have yourself a good time.
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